Howdy Y'all!

    Welcome to the Great state of... Puerto Rico?

I think the biggest drawback to adding another state to the Union is where do you put that pesky 51st star on the flag?

 Well, I think I have the answer and it's been right in front of our faces the entire time!

Get rid of Texas!

Wait...what?  Now hear me out. This is a great solution for everyone.

First off, they obviously hate being part of the USA... I mean, they want no gun laws, no civil rights for anyone other than white men, they hate immigrants and now apparently women! 

It's a perfect solution!

We let them break away and form their own country...we could call it Texarkana...er, well maybe something like that. 

They already have their own flag, and as Eddie Izzard says about conquering Europe...😊

it even has a star on it...

Oddly enough, so does the Puerto Rican flag... hmmmm,

So, they have a flag, they have a government...Gov. Abbot can proclaim himself President or King or Grand Poobah and VOILA! 

Puerto Rico is a state!

We don't have to change anything and we can finally get rid of one of the biggest pains in the ass America has ever had.... TEXAS~!

Its in a perfect location too!

You don't have to go through it to go anywhere! 

That's the hidden beauty of my plan, just go around it!

Wanna go to Mexico, go to Arizona and turn left! 

Wanna go to Las Vegas, go through Oklahoma!

Wanna go stand on a corner in Winslow Arizona?  Why?

Well, go through New Mexico. 

No need to ever go through Texas for anything!!!

I say, give them the boot! (see what I did there?)

I think it's a brilliant solution and anyone that wants to actually live like a real American, (those of us that believe in the Constitution and the rule of law)  can feel safe and secure. 

It's often said only steers and queers live in Texas, well they can keep the steers, all the queers are welcome in our USA!

We can even allow anyone that wants to move out to come to the other 49 states without any need for paperwork or special ID's!

Puerto Ricans are very cool people... no one wants to carry a gun into a supermarket or kindergarten class or force women to go out of the state for health care. 

Plus, they have way better beaches than Texas,  so that's a plus.

I think we should start a petition right now to get Texas to succeed from the USA..

Hell, you can probably get a million signatures before they realize what's really going on!

Who's in?