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  Howdy Y'all!     Welcome to the Great state of... Puerto Rico? I think the biggest drawback to adding another state to the Union is where do you put that pesky 51st star on the flag?   Well, I think I have the answer and it's  been right in front of our faces the entire time! Get rid of Texas! Wait...what?  Now hear me out. This is a great solution for everyone. First off, they obviously hate being part of the USA... I mean, they want no gun laws, no civil rights for anyone other than  white men, they hate immigrants and now apparently women!  It's a perfect solution! We let them break away and form their own country...we could call it Texarkana...er, well maybe something like that.  They already have their own flag, and as Eddie Izzard says about conquering Europe...😊 it even has a star on it... Oddly enough, so does the Puerto Rican flag... hmmmm, So, they have a flag, they have a government ...Gov. Abbot can proclaim himself President or King or Grand Poobah and VOILA